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the empire strikes back…

Yeee-haw! Good ole fashion american values…

Posted by abu ameerah on Sunday, December 31, 2006



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Mosque plans trigger neighbor’s pig races

Story Highlights

•Texan sells sausages during races at prayer time
•Islamic association had asked man to move cattle from its land
•Man thought Muslims wanted him off his own land
•They don’t, but he decided to race the pigs anyway

KATY, Texas (AP) — A man unhappy with an Islamic association’s plans to build a mosque next to his property

has staged pig races as a protest during afternoon prayers. Craig Baker, 46, sold merchandise and grilled sausages

Friday for about 100 people who showed up in heavy rain.

He insisted he wasn’t trying to offend anyone with the pigs, which are forbidden from the Muslim diet.

“I am just defending my rights and my property,” Baker said. “They totally disrespected me and my family.”

Muslims don’t hate pigs, they just don’t eat them, said engineer Kamel Fotouh, president of the 500-member

Katy Islamic Association in this Houston suburb.

“I don’t care if he races, roasts or slaughters pigs,” said Yousef Allam, a spokesman for the group.

The dispute began when the association asked Baker to remove his cattle from its newly bought land.

The association plans to build a mosque, community center, athletic facilities and a school.

Baker agreed to move his cattle but thought the Muslims also wanted him off the land his family has lived on for more than 100 years.

Earlier this month, Baker conceded that the Muslims probably aren’t after his land,

but he said he had to go through with the pig races because “I would be like a total idiot if I didn’t.

I’d be the laughingstock now because I’ve gone too far.”

All the same, Baker plans to continue the weekly pig races until interest dwindles.

The association never meant to imply it wanted Baker to move, Allam said.

“If we somehow communicated that to him, then we apologize,” he said.

Resident Susan Canavespe said the pig racing wasn’t mean-spirited — “It’s just Texas-spirited.

 

 

 

 

He’s not a redneck…Noooo, sir! Why, he’s just being down right neighborly – that’s all!

Perhaps this particular Muslim community – unfortunate enough to have bought land near Cleetus the pig farmer – is in the wrong, so to speak. Here are a few points that may assist like-minded bigots in confronting this Muslim community:

1) They are trying take “Cleetus the pig farmer’s” land in order to bury, yet undiscovered, Iraqi WMD’s 😦

2) They might turn the land into a terrorist training facility…for toddlers.

3) They might be recruiting disaffected, young, farm animals for suicide missions. Terrorist SCUM!

4) They might be trying to produce a contemporary real-life stage version of Animal Farm 2 — eat your heart out George Orwell!

5) They might be opening their own ghetto version of KFC….now called DFC or Desi Fried Chicken.

Houston…here we come! Yeeeee-haw! (note the subtle tone of sarcasm)

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One Response to “Yeee-haw! Good ole fashion american values…”

  1. DrM said

    Hillbilly butter hogs aren’t known for their intelligence.

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