Yeee-haw! Good ole fashion american values…
Posted by abu ameerah on Sunday, December 31, 2006
He’s not a redneck…Noooo, sir! Why, he’s just being down right neighborly – that’s all!
Perhaps this particular Muslim community – unfortunate enough to have bought land near Cleetus the pig farmer – is in the wrong, so to speak. Here are a few points that may assist like-minded bigots in confronting this Muslim community:
1) They are trying take “Cleetus the pig farmer’s” land in order to bury, yet undiscovered, Iraqi WMD’s 😦
2) They might turn the land into a terrorist training facility…for toddlers.
3) They might be recruiting disaffected, young, farm animals for suicide missions. Terrorist SCUM!
4) They might be trying to produce a contemporary real-life stage version of Animal Farm 2 — eat your heart out George Orwell!
5) They might be opening their own ghetto version of KFC….now called DFC or Desi Fried Chicken.
Houston…here we come! Yeeeee-haw! (note the subtle tone of sarcasm)